Mid Michigan Law Enforcement is promoting a food drive for area food banks and you can help. In a news release from the Eaton County Sheriff’s Office,  the event is framed in language most familiar to law enforcement.  It reads: Mid Michigan Law Enforcement is seeking “most wanted suspects” with the aliases soup, tuna, canned meats, cereal, racers, rice, stew, pasta “and, others too numerous to name.”

The appeal continues: Warning: Suspect is delicious, nutritious and filling.  Shoppers are advised to approach with a shopping cart, apprehend suspect and any accomplices and bring them to the patrol car in the parking lot of your local participating food store on Saturday, Dec. 3 from 10 a.m. to 1p.m. An officer will be there to take the suspect(s) into custody. All that are apprehended will be transported to area food banks.

The list of sites to turn in “suspects” includes Wal-Mart’s in Charlotte and Delta; Family Fare in Eaton Rapids; Kroger’s in Delta; Dollar General in Potterville and  Carl’s in Dimondale.

Thank you for your support.

Mid Michigan Law Enforcement.